Allow me to speak ‘On The Record’. For starters, this girl is hot… If you look like Elliot Spitzer… Or if you’re her and you’re a hooker. Nevertheless, I can smell a book coming, a boost to her public image, and people going out and supporting her; telling me I can’t call her a hooker; "She’s a human… She’s just a girl… She’s my hero…". Maybe her story is a farce, maybe it’s true. Apparently the girl is 22, i think she’s sorta cute, she’s a musician, and she seems pretty nice. She’s got friends supporting her and she even has a MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta).

Latest Update (03.13.08 @ 2:00pm): It looks like Tom pulled the plug on her because she had WAYYY too much traffic for one user, or maybe she deleted it.

Aren’t you shocked? I can imagine her friend count surging. Right now, she has 1805 friends. Her song today has 711,334 plays. Today plays: 1,993,636. So it looks like ever since the New York Times published her page, she has been a celebrity. I can imagine celebrities talking about her on E!, the news, and definitely a fucking book! ‘Memoirs of Me’. Nice Title eh. Either way, Spitzer likes them young and petite.

Now here’s the problem. She’s a hooker. Prostitute, Call Girl, and someone else’s "sloppy lord only knows how many". Looking directly at this chick, I think to myself, "I’d totally hit on her if I saw her". That’s the fucking problem. This whole situation sheds a bit of light on ourselves as men and just questions our beliefs, what we would do, and who we’d do. I can’t help but to think back, "Wait! Is/was my ex-girlfriend a call girl? Will my next girl be a call girl? What would I do if she was or is and I found out?" It’s a troubling thought. Sex and control is such a huge part of how we react to things, that it urges you to lash out, speak out, or write a blog about it. Are you now questioning, "I guess it’s ok to sleep with a hooker"? I wonder how many of us do.

Nevertheless, A bit more about this girl. She’s 22 years old. She was homeless, she was a drug user. So you’re telling me there are sorta cute homeless women out there? I find that hard to believe. If it is true, "Ladies! Looks ain’t all you need. You can end up homeless with the only hope of being a prostitute to get yourself out of that situation"; this thought brings joy to my life as I despise people that get by in life by easy shit, such as looking good, getting hooked up with something, or just getting lucky. It devaluates intelligence and hard work. Sorry. I went off on a tangent. Anyway, this girl; she’s an artist, had a boyfriend who she lived with and he left her. He had two kids with different ladies. Now I bet you all the guys that knew this girl before they knew she was a prostitute were probably like, "What a scum bag. Why would he leave such a hot girl. What a douche bag. Blah, blah, blah". Well maybe he found out, maybe someone was looking over him and his health, or maybe he was in on it and got her into the business. If he did, then we can label him as a scum bag. Other than that, if she was secret about her other career and led a double life, shame on her and she deserves what she gets.

Our sweet common American girl. You’d never know.

The durty dossier:

Government Name(s):

1. Ashley Youmans - Real name at birth.
2. Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro - What she legally changed it to.

Aliases

1. Kristen
2. Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Height: 5′ 5"

Weight: 105lbs

Age: 22

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Hair: Brunette

Body Type: Petite