(mugshot from Arizona)
DMX my man. It looks like you may have to start rocking some pink undies and pink cuffs real soon. Sheriff Joe Arpaio ain’t playing. Homeboy put up a $5000 reward for your capture. What I want to know is how is it that you are in drug rehab? When I was a little kid, we made fun of people that did crack. Usually crack is associated with people of lower economic standards. You my dear idiot, you used to be pretty chipped up. Why revert to crack? What; let me guess. You didn’t get the memo? Crack is WACK!
No back to those pink articles of clothing. Arpaio is know in Arizona for making inmates wear pink clothing, pink handcuffs, and just about anything that makes you feel like a lil bitch. Arpaio says, “This guy is a major annoyance to the criminal justice system," Arpaio said. "But we will track him down, and he will face a different kind of music in a court of law”. This sounds like a threat to me. You better steer clear of anyone that fancies this sheriff, or you might be rocking a jumpsuit.
DMX is wanted in Arizona for: Drug Possession, Animal Cruelty, and Identity Theft. Talk about falling the fuck off. I’m not sure what demons this guy has, but he needs help. I’ve been knowing he needed help from “It’s Dark and Hell is Hot” when he states, “…and if you got a daughter older than 15, then imma rape her.” Talk about psycho!
