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This is the Year We Are Going to “Take Out” 50 Cent

By the surg3on • Mar 19th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Music News, Music, Audio, Video, News, Random, Shit Talk

Game, Fat Joe. They got a lot of energy on this radio. News flash Game and Joe. You are not…



Some Rappers Better Off Not Role Models - DMX Your Not Mine!!!

By the surg3on • Mar 19th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Music, Audio, Video, Random, Shit Talk

DMX. Alright buddy. Do you live under a rock? In a cave? Oh wait. I remember. You live in some…



N I G G E R

By the surg3on • Mar 11th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

First off allow me to mention, it blows my mind what comes up on Google when you do an image…



“She Gave Me All The Coochie”

By the surg3on • Mar 7th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

Men, we all know one of the greatest insults or kicks to the teeth is for your peers, or the…



Ever Been Pissed Off By Ladies Night Out at Clubs???

By the surg3on • Mar 5th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Interesting News, News, Random, Shit Talk

Reading Fortune Small Business magazine on my commute to the office, I read over an interesting article. “Lipstick on a…



Auto-Attendant - One of the WORST Inventions EVER!!!

By the surg3on • Mar 4th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

In this day and age we have all come across devices which were intended to replace a humans job, and…



My Trip to Holland

By the surg3on • Mar 4th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

I need niggas to listen to me, I need niggas to close their eyes, and listen to me, and try…



10 Reasons to Be A Vegetarian

By the surg3on • Mar 3rd, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

Richard Dawkins on Vegetarianism
What I am doing is going along with the fact that I live in a society where…



Hillary’s Revenge. Why She Wants the White House

By the surg3on • Feb 29th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Politics, Random, Shit Talk

Permission to speak freely? If granted, continue below. If not, check out http://tinyurl.com/2surxg

I think Bill is the person we need…



Hillary, Oh Hillary. You Keep Forgetting About Young America

By the surg3on • Feb 29th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, News, Political News, Politics, Random, Shit Talk

I have a message for you Miss Evil Bitch! Wait, did I say that? Yup. I did. Her new ad…



Mos Def: Back When People Respected…

By the surg3on • Feb 29th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

I went to a interview at 92nd. St. Y in Manhattan yesterday. The interview was great. I couldn’t help but…



Full Text: Microsoft Execs on Vista Problems. Actual Emails From Inside The Vole

By the surg3on • Feb 28th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

A federal judge today unsealed internal Microsoft e-mails that have been used to support the plaintiffs’ case in the lawsuit…



The Equivalent of Pissing in Your Cheerios

By the surg3on • Feb 27th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

We all know what the fuck Cheerios are. It’s a breakfast cereal made by General Mills. We are supposed to…



Microsoft kills off HD DVD drive for Xbox 360

By the surg3on • Feb 25th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, News, Random, Shit Talk, Video Game News

As if. Isn’t this the lingo of valley girls; insinuating their prior knowledge of an event which has happened? Unfortunately…



Interscope Chairman Jimmy Iovine Discusses The Music Industry

By the surg3on • Feb 23rd, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Music News, News, Random, Shit Talk

 

Here is a rare look at the mind of the puppet master behind Interscope. His comments go from pretty banal…



New York City Department of Health’s Website

By the surg3on • Feb 22nd, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Restaurant Reviews, Reviews, Shit Talk

This site is phenomenal, considering you can see how many health inspections any particular restaurant recieves in any given period.…



Lenovo X300 Has More Features than MacBook Air, Less Sexy - Computer Review

By the surg3on • Feb 22nd, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Computer Reviews, Random, Reviews, Shit Talk

The grand poobah of tech journalists, Walt Mossberg, has spoken: Lenovo’s subnotebook ThinkPad X300 has more features than Apple’s MacBook…



A Lover Knows Only Humility

By the surg3on • Feb 20th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

A lover knows only humility,
He has no choice.
He steals into your alley at night,
He has no choice.…



Facebook can ruin your life. And so can MySpace, Bebo…

By the surg3on • Feb 20th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Interesting News, News, Random, Shit Talk

[Via: Independent]

People will post just about anything on social networking sites. And the information can be used against them. David…



Wikileaks - Underground, Uncensored News

By the surg3on • Feb 20th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, News, Political News, Politics, Shit Talk, World News

Wikileaks (http://88.80.13.160/wiki/Wikileaks) is developing an uncensorable Wikipedia for untraceable mass document leaking and analysis. Our primary interest is in exposing oppressive…



Today is My Day; Not Mr. Valentine’s Day.

By the surg3on • Feb 14th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random, Shit Talk

Mr. Valentine, Mr. Valentine. Go eat your heart out Mr. Valentine. Today is one of those other days that some…



Superman Dat Hoe!!!! What???!!!???

By the surg3on • Feb 13th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Music News, News, Random, Shit Talk

Superman dat what? Dat hoe?

Middle America, Souljah Boy does not have the courage to speak up and let you all…



Hillary. What’cha Going to Do Now?

By the surg3on • Feb 13th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, News, Political News, Politics

 

It seems that the two primary democratic candidates are going for each others throats. Obama has won a few in…



unified blogging… finally

By the surg3on • Feb 12th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Shit Talk

so myspace i call it gayspace. but my space is the hot shit. first off, my shit features streamlined rss…



Will You Still Eat It; Chicken, Turkey, Beef, Pork?

By the surg3on • Feb 9th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Random

After working in the meat industry and taking a look at some videos online of what actually happens in the…



Why San Pellegrino Is A Smart Beverage Company

By the surg3on • Jan 29th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Product Reviews, Reviews, Shit Talk

Its the little things that matter. It’s no secret that warehouses are filthy places, store shelves are filthy places, and…



Is Hillary Clinton Going to Cry Her Way all the Way to Victory? What Will Al-Qaeda Think of a Cry-Baby US President?

By the surg3on • Jan 9th, 2008 • Category: All Blogs, Shit Talk

For those of you who aren’t really interested in politics but found this title interesting, here is the scoop. She…



What happens when a dog fucks with a porcupine

By the surg3on • Nov 28th, 2007 • Category: All Blogs, Shit Talk

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How the Web is Cutting Mobile Phone Bills

By the surg3on • Nov 16th, 2007 • Category: All Blogs, Shit Talk

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